The truth

Beauty is ubiquitous. A good attitude is as rare as money in the pockets of a Malawian girl.

It's with such an experience that you refuse to accept mediocre standards.

I always pray to God that He never gives me the kind of intelligence that would make me mix whisky with Coca-Cola.

Growing up in poverty can condition you to think that money is not everything (research backed fact). And when I was young, I believed money wasn't everything. Now that I've grown up, I realise it is.

I'm looking for a house to rent in areas around Lilongwe town. Area 18, new gulliver 49, 47, 3,14,15 budget is K200,000 or something close. Help a sis 😒🥺 0888662116 if anything 🥹

'A Dickensian knack for storytelling.'

One brilliant lawyer, one smartest engineer, & one wanna be lawyer in the middle.
#Groove#Illusionz#Hennessy#

I would have done the same. This country is fictional and does not exist in reality. My advice to everyone out there is to avoid making Faustian bargains.

So we can properly beef nsima 😅

Is there anyone here who works for the Immigration department? If so, could you please send me a private message? I urgently need assistance.

You can only experience true love once. Once in your lifetime. The rest is promiscuity.

I'm not sure what's happened to our currency. It's not surprising, though. It takes five hundred thousand Malawi Kwacha just to have a moderate drink at Illusionz, and that's without any whiskey.

The reason I no longer argue with some of you. Call me Dr. Ras.

One life is enough.

Ku Malawi olo udzole Nivea sizimaoneka. Tangopita pa Nairobi pompa ukaone momwe khungu lako limaonekera bwino. Ambirife ndi anthu owoneka bwino. Vuto ndi komwe tili.

God said, 'Go and look for a wife in all the corners of the world,' and he ended up making the world round.

Scientists have determined that the primary cause of diabetes, high blood pressure, constipation, kidney failure, liver cirrhosis, lung cancer, tuberculosis, gout, hair loss, stunted growth, schizophrenia, and amnesia is being born and living in Malawi.