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Pru

@prufrockluvsong

humorisht | situation misunderstander | word maker upper | bit prolonger

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Pru(@prufrockluvsong) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Why does women's perfume smell like flowers and longing whilst men's cologne smell like thumb tacks and regret?

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nika(@nikalamity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This year i’m not gonna procrastinate and am breaking all my New Year's resolutions in January instead of February.

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Adam(@adamgreattweet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

New Year’s resolutions when you’re young are like “learn a new language” or “be more outgoing” but when you’re older they’re more realistic like “drink water” or “sleep at night”

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Tracie Breaux(@traciebreaux) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My therapist and I saw each other at the grocery store and pretended not to know each other. Next week’s session writes itself.

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