Adam Curtis outdoes himself.

Gary Barlow reveals he’s bought an assorted pack of rubber wristbands from Amazon so he and his family can use the local council-run swimming pool for free

Stunning display from the Lord.

It’s only January 6 and Rishi Sunak has already managed to be community noted twice this year.

Go Rishi!

Merry Christmas! 🎄

Wonderful stuff.

So they called Michael Gove, got £200mn in PPE contracts, lied about their involvement, made £61mn in profits from a national emergency, and stashed their share in trusts in the Isle of Man. And then they say they’ve been made scapegoats 😂😂

25 million school days? What a ludicrous and pathetic way to present data. By that measure, the UK has had to suffer 333 billion days of Tory rule.

Tbh, it feels longer.

Typo. Should read 'utter-nonsense'.

Barack Obama vs Rishi Sunak…

So brilliantly obvious

Fantastic headline

Anyone got any tips for getting a Greg Secker stain out? I've tried scrubbing my eyes with bleach but he keeps showing up.

🧵 Imagine a compassionate government

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?

SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.