eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake

This genuinely made me say 'wow' out loud. The world has changed a lot in the past 30 years.

A story in four parts

Can we get her photographed reading a newspaper

Checked the view count on a tweet that was 999k, and now it’s at 1000k. This is the same website that wants to handle your banking.

I feel like you’re on a betrayal sort of vibe, broski

instead of the roman empire have you considered constantly thinking about how caterpillars digest themselves into a soup and somehow still retain their memories afterwards

“Anyone who does not agree with this basic proposition is, I’m afraid, either a bigot or a callous selfish person or someone with a profound ignorance about the causes and effects of things in society.”

I have to say, even though he's destroying my favorite website, there is something genuinely thrilling abt watching someone be this bad at their job . it's like seeing a blackout drunk F1 driver or an illiterate history teacher

the state of movies right now is insane, what are literally any of these

pro tip: if you’re an addict and also a freak you can change the homepage icon back to twitter in the shortcuts app

Rudy Giuliani, Who Pioneered Use of RICO as US Attorney, Indicted on RICO Charges businessinsider.com/rudy-giuliani-…

Women are really out here putting their pelvic floors on the line and then giving these kids their husbands name

nepo babies that rhyme with hen flat take notes

our newfound free speech is going great!

olivia wilde:

hi! i don’t know if twitter is still good for this kind of thing, but i just got laid off. i’m looking for work immediately in content strategy, content marketing, writing, editing, etc. i deliver clean copy fast and also? i’m nice. mekosoff[at]gmail or DM with any leads. thanks!

A lot of people think the term “class war” is a little corny or exaggerated. But deadline.com/2023/07/writer…

What distinguishes this moment in media is that for the past 20 years the assumption was that we were in a transition from print to online media and now it's clear that online media is dying and we don't seem to be transitioning into anything. Just less.
washingtonpost.com/media/2023/06/…

👀 Ketanji Brown Jackson has a two-part footnote on Clarence Thomas.

She says he 'responds to a dissent I did not write... demonstrates an obsession with race consciousness that far outstrips my or UNC’s... ignites too many more straw men to list, or fully extinguish, here.'