Need to get my money up mehn

Add onions while cooking, slice another large chunk when your food is almost ready>>>>

You’re a dummy if you think gatekeeping locations should be a thing, especially regular ass places like a fucking cafe, go outside and touch grass mumu

See edging 😂

this thing kills me because the same process for final clearance a decade ago is still the same process today. no attempt at making the entire thing seamless

Me AF

“How’s your company?”

- we’re just taking a few steps back to see how we feel about then whole thing. We were getting some bad vibes so we want to check that.

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Men are packing food and adding notes.... If you like go and marry the one that can't microwave food because he is the man of the house.

Care, love and loyalty goes both ways in a relationship, if you miss it, that's on you.

I will say “Good morning babe” and ask about your welfare you’ll now reply me with “yeah”

Yeah?

Koni ye e 👍🏾

I’m definitely not polyamorous, if person touch my babe I fit die fr.

I'd have started asking if i did anything after 'Yeah...You?'

Once I like you, platonically or otherwise, my body will just be scratching me to cook something for you.
Even if e no sweet, make I just cook for you.

She dragged Mike Bamiloye with her full chest and I love it!!!

Anywayyy

Yup and then some of these bullied kids transfer it to schoolmates cos they think it’s normal behaviour

People would come here and speak about how terrible their parents are/were to them. Twitter people will project their own good parents on them and start insulting them by calling them ingrates.

There’s something fundamentally wrong with Nigerians. They will go to any lengths, bend into the weirdest shapes to protect and make excuses for parents. But they always have so much vim for children, the most vulnerable class in the society.

People don’t appreciate honesty and it’s baffling

It is your own financial state that is sealed 🫵🏾

When dances used to easy. Now, if you don't bust a sick leg work, they'll say you can't move.