Legit had no idea about this. Changing my mind about the situation. Thank you 🙏

Eric Adams: in New York our earthquakes have swag. The only shake we know is the Harlem shake. It may have been a 4.8 but some people register a four point hate on my Richter scale. I think I was Richter in a past life [sees kid hitting vape] what’s that, some sorta crack pipe?

i know it's April 4th, but if anybody still wants to prank me, i'm open to it! Nobody 'got me' on April 1st, and i think pranks can be a nice, fun show of friendship ! No pressure though. There is always next year 👍

This thing entering while I'm taking a shit and accidentally circumcising me

Muslim Shaun king: We need to get food for my muslim brothers and sisters fasting right now. They are literally starving during Ramadan. Gofundme link incoming:

Jonathan Glazer condemns dehumanization, yet his movie contains several of de humans in it...

Quite ironical, no?

Is someone tweeting about the movie Dune? Be on the lookout for the double meaning. Are they potentially using the word “dune” to seem like the word “doing?” Does it make sense that they’re Dune your mom, or are they maybe “doing” your mom? Stay vigilant #FightDisinformation ✊

Israeli SNL:

Guy with pink hair walks in wearing the nose thing from Dune: Hello I am Paul, A They/These, and I am pro-Palestine

*audience laughs*

Happy valentines to my nude girlfriend Rosyy 18+ ❤️ You are the best nude girlfriend over 18 any man could ask for. Whenever i am sad you are always asking if I would smash 😘

I love you Rubyy FREE OF 🍑18+ thank you for being nude ❤️

Insane man: My name is... Hamburger. Yes. And I work at... McDonalds

Billionaire: Wow. That is honestly so fucking interesting, homie

Wearing my VR headset on the toilet trying to see if there's a coin between my ass cheeks so i know if i should wipe or not

Seeing a video of Houthis overtaking a cargo boat and celebrating by holding up a package from Grailed with my name and address clearly printed on the shipping label. They open it to find a vintage Ohio State university sweatshirt and all take turns wearing it

(Trying to own a guy who’s against bombing Yemen) Come on bro u don’t actually support the Houthis right? Those boats they are attacking… (Looking up Wikipedia entry for “Shipping Lanes”) …you do know those transport goods right??

Every other post on here now:

@ Fascinating but Creepy: This photo was taken 1 sec before this guy shot himself in the head
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@ Historic aesthetics: On this day a man with two penises was born
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Stephen hawking was on Epstein's logs? Wow. Good on Jeffrey Epstein for making the pedophile island wheelchair accessible. Being disabled should not prevent you from doing what you love ✊

If you start Die Hard at exactly 9:37:15 on new year’s eve, you can see hans gruber fall off nakatomi plaza at around 11:39:02. I am still working out the timing. Thank you for your patience 🙏

3 guys w pink hair on Israeli comedy show: We are the three wise they/thems. We come with gifts of pronouns

[audience laughs]

Mary: Hi can we be Jewish here?

Guy w pink hair: No. Btw since I like Palestine I don’t think Harvard is racist

[audience laughs]

[Singing with carolers] 🎶 Don we now our gay apparel 🎶 [proudly starts putting on my 'i love sucking cock' sweatshirt] 🎶fa la la, la la la 🎶 [realizes no other carolers are wearing it] 🎶 la la la... 🎶 [slowly takes off 'i love sucking cock' sweatshirt]

Good way to finally use my List Of Jewish Friends

'18,000 people have died in Gaza. The Palestinian people are under constant threat.'

Oh yeah? Well, do they have to experience antisemitism at Harvard University?? I didn't think so... 😏