Atlas Jugged and it’s about the Greek god Atlas but he’s got BIG HUGE YUMGLOBES

instagram makes me feel like i’m going completely insane why do these have hundreds of THOUSANDS of likes i’m stuck in a nightmare

yaypilled

🚀DEATH IS GAY🚀

the world is way less scary when you have 10000000000000000 billion dollars

you’re the man now dog

“clandestine” is the coolest word for being a sneaky fuck

theres a glorious angelic choir telling me i’m stupid but i can’t stop crying because it’s so sweet and beautiful

would anyone like a cup of water *spills all of the water in the world on the fucking kitchen floor* ah. i do have soda if anyone wants that

i am going to make a 12345678 that is so abcdefjh

THIEVIN RASCALS ALERT

if i was immortal and drifting through space for thousands of years i would get really good at the naruto hand signs

trouble breathing

there should be a really loud noise you can make happen but there’s a ton of people who REALLY don’t want it to happen and fight against everyone who thinks it would be just so funny to make a really loud sound and there’s full violent wars over it for hundreds of years

Drank thsi and tried to DM Osama Bin Laden