This dude is an idiot.

JIMMY CARTER OUTLIVED HENRY KISSINGER BITCH!!!

Jimmy Carter showing up to Henry Kissinger’s funeral twitter.com/AshleyAlese/st…

YES

Wtf is this?

fuck poetic

I think everyone I like on here is also on the other place except Elie Mystal and Elisa Gabbert... I have invite codes if you want them!

there we go twitter.com/PunishedBonus/…

If anyone in New Zealand needs a code...

Just read this on 'queering the map'-
My heart is so broken rn and i just can't stop crying

When the Barves won last night I yelled “Eat shit Rocky Balboa” very very loudly.
I know it doesn’t make sense, but it felt right.

Print the t-shirts #HeartandNuts

Las Cruces/El Paso! Coming soon! Beto reading from his most recent book, taking questions and signing books, too. Sponsored by the Nelson Boswell Reading Series of the Creative Media Institute at New Mexico State University. Luis Cifuentes

“So you’re saying I have enough money to feed and cloth all of them for their entire lives?… fuck em.”

Two left…

does anyone want invites to the other, better, place?

just remembering that time I signed up for a vitamin subscription with a false name...

I miss harambe he was like a gorilla to me

NFL scriptwriters undefeated