no Dunkin’ Donuts doesn’t taste “good,” grow up. That’s not why we drink it

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Why does brainwashing have such a negative connotation? We wash our bodies and clothes. Maybe a little brainwash would be nice.

been staying in brooklyn so i am legally required to go to a podcast taping, it’s like those timeshare pitches you have to sit through

is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???

Watching Aaron Judge take on his future hometown team

she out here muting DIANE REHM?

Wizards star Kyle Kuzma opened a DC cafe with strawberry Pop-Tart lattes washingtonian.com/2024/04/18/wiz…

jon caramanica is going to be so mad

Taylor’s released something like 114 new songs (albums + vault) in the last four years. Just a mind-boggling output.