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Robert Cuffe πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@rcuffy

Old Teessider. Disgruntled lefty. Boro fan. Slow but determined jogger. Cares about autism. Views my own.

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calendar_today16-04-2010 10:04:45

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Liz Truss's 'why me?' reaction to the Queen's death is quite the thing, but what she then goes on to reveal is equally eyebrow raising.

Liz Truss's 'why me?' reaction to the Queen's death is quite the thing, but what she then goes on to reveal is equally eyebrow raising.
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Luton have been an absolute credit all season.
Would love it if they stayed up.
And Rob Edwards is a very impressive manager and person.

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When we were β€˜courting’ I went to the pub with Linda’s dad. Allan chose scampi in a basket (ask your parents) whilst I had chicken in a basket.
On our return home he announced that he’d had crimpy and it was lovely.
Ever since we still call it crimpy.
Linda had crimpy today.

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I cannot emphasise strongly enough how much I dislike Leeds.
They’re on a par with Chelsea.
That’s how visceral it is.

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I was taking a driving lesson in Morpeth.
An old gent stepped out in front of the car. The instructor slammed the brakes on. The gent apologised.
β€˜I’ve just saved your life’ said the instructor. β€˜That was Jackie Milburn. I can see the Chronicle headline - killed by a Boro fan’

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So this afternoon we’re having a walk on Saltburn beach followed by. FOLLOWED BY……..fish and chips at Seaview Restaurant WHERE WE HAVE A TABLE BOOKED.
Stick that.
In your pipe.
And smoke it.

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