What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
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Ones a little heavy and the other is a little lighter.

I'll show myself out.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Pray the lord Hope Hicks don't speak.

Right wing Magat head jobs are content to allow teachers to carry guns in the classroom, yet not content to trust these learned individuals in choosing books for their kids. Now that's some fucked up thinking.

Its the principle that counts.

Had a zoom call with the old gang from work the other day. Being my normal jovial self, I decided to tell a joke.
Nobody laughed.
I guess I'm not remotely funny.
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I'll show myself out.

It has a nice beat...

Will Tennesseans still be able to get dates at family reunions? cnn.com/2024/04/12/us/…

This has almost happened to me at every rapture since I can remember...

2020's youths exploring ancient ruins...

For those of you that have missed the eclipse, I have posted this reenactment for you. Your welcome. :)

Heck with a pinhole camera. If it's cloudy out tomorrow and you were looking forward to the solar eclipse, just get out a dozen or so Oreo cookies and a plate. The best part is you can eat the cookies when the eclipse is over.

Some idiot just called me fat, stabbed me in the arm and then took all of my money.
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I hate going to the doctors.

Magic markers: Not just for hurricanes anymore.

Yo...Tradwife...

Yo...Tradwife...

Dammit all!! The hour that I lost this weekend was the hour I planned on going to the gym.

Identifiable by their extremely small pectoral fins in comparison to the fish's very large mass...

Some morning entertainment, with apologies to Queen.
😂😂😂

I just love me my genuine southern fried chicken!

Ever notice that Jerome (Curly) Howard has never been seen in the same room with Tucker Carlson?
(My apologies to Mr. Howard)