Host: You never went to North Korea.

Noem: Yes, I have. I've been there.

purrfectly baked

NEW: Man calls off wedding after his fiancé was caught making out with one of her 5th grade students.

Sam Hickman is reportedly humiliated that his fiancé “cheated with a little kid.”

Madison Bergmann was arrested after a boy’s father found text messages on his phone of her…

I do

A number of states formally *prohibit* the counting of any votes until after polls close on Election Day.

And a bunch of those laws were enacted by Republican-controlled state legislatures.

Bartiromo: I see that the RNC is filing a lawsuit in a battleground state to stop counting ballots past election day. 

Lara Trump: Yeah. Well, that's exactly right. You cannot have ballots counted after elections are over.

Noem narrated the audio book edition, which means she read the totally made-up words out loud and didn't immediately correct them. (When authors work on their audio books 🙋‍♂️ they routinely catch minor mistakes and correct them during the recording session)

Nikki Glaser with the best joke at the Tom Brady roast so far 🔥😂

This is the craziest line of all time.

Poor Tom Brady 😬😬😬

JULIAN EDELMAN HOLY SH*T😳

“EVERYBODY ASK ME HOW BIG GRONKS D*CK IS, don’t worry i heard it gets the job done, BUT THIS OTHER PATRIOTS TIGHT END, MAN HE WAS HUNG”

(h/t Trevin Malone)

Noem did the reading for her audio book…

So let’s pretend for a second that she had no idea what was in her book…she didn’t catch it when she was reading it out loud?

Lol. Yikes

Clear, fact-based reporting here, backed up by video and reporters who witnessed it.
Peaceful pro-Palestinian encampment at UCLA was violently attacked by counter-protesters chanting pro-Israel slogans on Tuesday night. Police were then called in, and arrested the victims...…

Tim Scott just refused — six times — to commit to accepting the results of the 2024 presidential election. Meet the Press

BREAKING: Netanyahu's Cabinet votes to close Al Jazeera offices in Israel apnews.com/article/israel…

At a private donor event, closed to the press, Trump said President Biden was 'running a Gestapo administration' — likening the admin to the secret police force of Nazi Germany.

He called Biden a 'Manchurian candidate.' He called Jack Smith an 'evil thug' and 'deranged.'

Trump…

Work in the stables, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Eating watermelon with friends..🐒🐥🍉😍

cows freaking love music & it is the wildest thing to watch 😭