OK, so maybe I don't need Twitter as much as I thought I did...

Guy Who Just Took Up Running Still Has That New Runner Smell

dumbrunner.com/news-blog/2020…

From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

Well SURPRISE, SURPRISE... look what's hidden in today's NYT Spelling Bee.

From the Dumb Runner archives:

GU, Purell Introduce Co-Branded Gel

dumbrunner.com/nutrition-news…

'Hard to Tell Satire From Reality: The Saga Continues'

#ThursdayMotivation

Oh cool I can't reply to anything. Elon Musk is truly a wonder.

Serious question: Is 'a follow documentary series on [subject]' an actual thing? Or a typo?

From the Dumb Runner archives:

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Man Ran a Marathon Just One Week After the Birth of His First Child

dumbrunner.com/motivation-new…

From the Dumb Runner archives:

Lawyer Sacrifices Own Race to Help Collapsed Marathoner Sue Organizers

dumbrunner.com/news-blog/2019…

This is remarkable.

nytimes.com/2023/04/11/opi…

Another Dumb Runner EXCLUSIVE:

Facing Backlash, Boston Marathon Officials Insist Mascot ‘Not Hurt Permanently’ by Screw-In Horn

dumbrunner.com/news-blog/2023…

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Totally understandable, but man... What a loss for Twitter users. There are so few sources of smart, truly thoughtful, nuanced news and analysis these days, and NPR is among the best.

Twitter will be poorer for this.

#WednesdayMotivation

This is a great song.

youtube.com/watch?v=8TON3P…

Take your 'both sides are bad' attitude and shove it.