I plan events for a living but let me just say you can have a beautiful wedding at any price point! Also it is okay to spend money on something important to you. We hate on weddings because it’s young woman coded. Young men drop serious cash on golf trips, etc. no one cares.

I hate the narrative that if you want a big wedding you're spoiled. Sorry the thing I cared most about was having all the people I love witness our marriage and have a giant party. Sorry I requested ppl pay attention to me for one day while I pay for all their food and drinks.

I love an environment with a lot of active rap beef not bc I even want to take a side I just feel most at home with an ambient level of conflict

If I'd had kids in my 20s I might have had more energy but on the other hand I was so dumb.

Guys what is going on that (some of) you feel obligated to interact with strangers’ kids in public when you don’t want to?? Other than maybe intervening if an unattended child is about to dive into a beer keg, can you not just ignore them?? Asking this sincerely

French bulldogs are perfect gentlemen and also weird little guys

My allergy eyes are so bad I simply cannot open them for more than a few moments at a time

I don’t wanna talk about race bandit girl too much but I can tell you as someone who’s been in events for 15 years, the argument “omg it’s just ONE person!” Doesn’t really resonate with me. I’ve organized a lot of events where 100s of people thought they’d be the “just one.”

Taylor, Spotify is pushing for you girl. Every single song I set to radio, regardless of genre, there is a Taylor song within the first like 4-5 tracks.

Allergy meds are so funny, they’re like here’s an antihistamine, you can take it like this or for an extra fee we will add a tiny bit of meth

University Hospitals billing, you don’t need to verify my identity. If someone else wants to pay my bills that is fine.

There aren’t enough November and December half marathons. I’m considering doing BMW Dallas (I haven’t done it since it was MetroPCS) but I’d love something closer.

“I’m definitely not middle aged yet I’m not even 40,” I whisper to myself as I power walk on my treadmill to Deborah Cox during my kids naptime

Me when the baby’s hair is all grown out: awwww I should never cut his hair he looks so funny with this little mop

Me when the baby’s hair is freshly cut: aww he is such a handsome gentleman I should keep up on his haircuts better

Any advice for something to send a friend whose dog passed? She has a new baby (I think baby related needs are pretty well covered) so not a lot of free time. She’s also very offline and I can’t snag a picture of her dog to do anything personalized. Thoughts?

Photos of people online that are shared with intent to shame and hurt should receive *as little engagement as possible* both to limit how many people see the content as well as to remove the incentive to share it in the first place. DM or report, do not reply.

If someone tweets a photo of someone without their permission in order to shame something about their physical appearance, do not quote tweet it to all of your followers in order to explain why you shouldn’t do this. Can you see why that is counterproductive?

We got our 3 year old into 80s hair bands sorta by accident and now when she’s feeling emotional I occasionally hear a tearful, forlorn “Alexa play Final Countdown by Europe”