She told me to come find her like 5 years ago. Still haven't found her. This is horseshit! I feel like I got catfished.

Sometimes it feels like a good day for a blueberry muffin. And today was that day.

💥 Today’s European assault begins with our favorite Rock N Roll mercenary ….

Please welcome VANDENBURG 🇸🇱 to the 2025 Monsters Of Rock Cruise!🛳️🏴‍☠️
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Scorpions were amazing. Thank Lemmy we still have bands like them in our lives.

Me walking out of the restroom after the perfect poop with little to no residue.

Hell yeah Scorpions!

She sounds like my kind of gal.....

Pretty stoked to see Scorpions & Ugly Lid Joe tonight. Haven’t seen Scorps since 88 Monsters Of Rock.

The Sumbitch taught him well.

Instacart is so slow there are people taking orders that make the kids in china making nike shoes look rich

Icon. Rest well.

Save the date to rock with Armored Saint live at Count's Vamp'd , Tuesday , May 21 ! Grab tickets on sale now!
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Gals say they like a guy with a great vocabulary and a great mind. That’s funny because using the phrase obdurate recalcitrance has never me gotten laid before 

Yeah that about sums it up

The hardest part about adjusting back to real life after doing multiple cruises is trying to get back to one meal a day after you were used to free food at your disposal. So my third sandwich today was an Izzy cheesesteak and it was glorious. #annoyingfoodpost

It’s so slow today that I had to take an order from this store. I hate this store.