What did I just see on the Dutch fish doorbell website?
visdeurbel.nl/en/the-fish-do…

BRB, pitching 'Water Country' (sea crimes) 'Mustache Country' (crimes but with mustaches), and of course 'Country Country' (crime in the Nashville music biz)

“Somewhere That’s Green” on The Broadway Show 💚🌹 Little Shop of Horrors

Partly cloudy, with a chance of Sherwood.

You would love the asylum where they raised me 🇨🇦

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

What Patrick Swayze’s mom did for Debi Allen as a little girl in segregated Houston, Texas:

Your Uncle Wallace on his time working in England

you wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 'customer is always right' asylum i worked in

And to prove it, he’s wearing the makeup Fred Armisen used to play Obama.

From the archives:

theonion.com/these-kids-sho…

Sunrise at Stonehenge today (1st May🔥) was at 5.38am, sunset is at 8.31pm #Beltane #MayDay

Yo it’s gettin slippery like I’m steppin on bananas
Things are gettin hot like a vacation in Havana
I’m livin two lives feel like Hannah and Montana
Am I really gonna be king of this African savanna?

(Music stops, slow pan across expansive plain)

Diss tracks are so funny. “I fucking hate you, bro. Do you want to hear a song a wrote about you?”

This seems like the wrong response to what’s happening there.

I want a VW
I want a tracked VW
I want a tracked VW DJ Booth.
(On the beach obviously)

RIP NoHo Hank and Cristobal you would have loved to run the Dave and Busters racket ❤️