This week on Young Heretics I did something I've never done on air before: a cold read. Listeners often ask how to read great literature for the first time if you've never encountered it before, so I talk through some pointers using a live example here:

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BREAKING: Liberty Justice Center has filed a lawsuit of behalf of Christian, the 16-year-old North Carolina student who was suspended for using the term “illegal alien” in English class.

Let’s go! 🔥

Protect Christian at all costs!

Always struck by the fact that when Jesus said to the Pharisees, 'he who is without sin among you throw the first stone' that by his own definition he could've thrown the stone. But he didn't.

I am so overwhelmed by the love/compassion of those who've come around us. Thank you friends for supporting us in this journey. Your donations and prayers are making this all possible. God bless each and every one of you 💚

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Jokes on everyone else: the MetGala is when the aliens dress down and look more like their true, weird selves.

A liturgy for stargazing

College kids coming home:
2000: 'Mom, I'm atheist.'
2005: 'Mom, I'm gay.'
2010: 'Mom, I'm a vegan now.'
2015: 'Mom, I'm trans.'
2020: 'Mom, I'm nonbinary, pansexual and I want my breasts removed. My pronouns are they/she/apostrophe.'
2024: 'Mom, I've converted to Islam.'

Thoughts, prayers and well wishes for students and their teachers on the day of the #APChemistry exam. Good luck!

I’d like to announce my 2028 campaign for POTUS!

If I win I promise to ban abortion, p*rn, IVF/Surrogacy, crocs, and pineapple on pizza.

Margo2028 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

If y'all could, say a prayer for my AP students today. It's a big day for them.

Men, don't buy hims, keeps, or any other anti-hair loss bullshit. We all know it doesn't really work. Just shave it all off. Be bald and own it.