I'm really dropping quotes tonight.

Perfectionism is just procrastination in disguise. You'll never achieve it. It's an infinite goal, something you will never reach.

Things don't have to be perfect to be good. The fastest way to get good at something is to fail. That is how you learn.

Me whenever a split diopter shot shows up in a De Palma movie.

Writing is an art, a vehicle for sharing thoughts.

Same with music, painting, sculpting. As with any art, you must learn to tune your instrument.

'you must know yourself really well'

Yes, it only took me several attempts to find my own neck...

Exactly a year ago I was sleeping in a huge, comfortable, king sized, blood soaked mattress in a modern, grotty hotel...

I still have no idea who died...
I don't think it was me???

Cait Jones !! 🫧

Ah yes.

My notes...

Don't worry, I move stuff to Google docs when I get home.

I've just come up with another story idea...

No details, but it's about how rich people judge, exploit and treat other people.

I've titled it
'Upper Class Trust Issues'

I come up with good titles and plots on the spot! My notes app is my best friend.

This was quite a good movie.

Aldo Ray - middle class exploiter of the year

Peter O'Toole - upper class smart ass of the year

'The Day They Robbed The Bank of England' (1960)

The worst thing to happen to the sun since the big bang.

An underrated musician.

Chicken Skin Music is so good. The accordion is excellent.

This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen

It really does feel like Co-op Live did not have a full understanding of the Arena attack in 2017 and the importance of delivering a safe, organised concert venue. Even if they finally open, the trust won't be there.

'I was floundering in the no man’s land between knowing the facts and knowing the feelings'

Sorry but I'm only just realising that people here actually believe in me...

I tend to ignore such feelings, so it's taken me a while to fully understand.

Thank you. It actually means the world to me.

I used to have one of these on a shelf in my bedroom.

Took me an awfully long time to figure it out it wasn't an old British man's mouth.

How I imagine American hospitals.

Patient
'When can I see my baby on the ultrasound?'

Doctor
'Only 2 more adverts to go.'

A rich idiot is still an idiot.

My understanding of Game of Thrones:

A bunch of people fighting to sit in the world's most uncomfortable chair.