I saw a group of three people today walking along the street laughing their heads off together as if we weren't on the brink of World War 3...some people!

Regardless of any politics, Ireland's new Taoiseach reminds me of a classmate in school who always wore smelly, mouse-coloured polyester socks everyday .... damning in itself!

Don't understand all that wild enthusiasm across parts of America for a mere four minute eclipse of the sun. Our eclipses in Glasgow usually last over eight hours everyday and we don't hear us banging on about it.

Why are storms and hurricanes given names but not earthquakes? How about we call the next one, 'Eddie the earthquake', sounds a bit less scary if you're stuck on the 14th floor of a shaking building....'Ah, it's just Eddie pissin' about as usual'.

Always important to wear the appropriate clothes and have one's moustache properly waxed before an early evening cocktail.

I used to hate visiting one of my grandfathers' when I was kid. It wasn't just because he was blind but I'd always been told that I had his eyes.

Lovely thread. I've always wondered if Mel Smith ever lingered before Joshua Reynold's portrait of Edward Gibbon.

Make passers-by think that there is a giant living in the house.

Oh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again.

Yet another example today of the bald community taking jobs from referees with hair.

Come on, Jesus, it's Easter Sunday!... time to resurrect for Christ's sake, you've been there for three days already.

Man Utd v Brentford this evening. Proof, if proof were needed, that the bald community are trying to monopolise refereeing in the Premier League.

ᗪ乇卂几乙乇ㄚ 𝕏 Oh, I see you're a self-styled social media influencer...I'd better take note of what you say, so.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jesus was resurrected on Easter Sunday, which really pissed off Eamon.

They’re about to 1, 2, 3….wheeee! him, aren’t they?

Man who strongly denies that he is, 'The Prince of Darkness', set to be become new Taoiseach.
#FineGael