I know we’re all in the tank for Mariko, but how about some respect for Fuji-sama???

confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going

Unlike the poop of a wizard who just shat under his robes onto the floor, this won’t just disappear, Joanne!

CASH ! ME ! OUT !

happy shakespeare's birthday, time to cry about this for the hundredth time.

is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???

what'll really quell dissent is increasingly jackbooted crackdowns on protests. im sure that'll squeeze the toothpaste right back into the tube

It’s been 3 years, and I’m still sad and angry he chose to leave us. I wish he’d gotten to meet Aurora.

Oh shit. Sally Field kinda went off here. “The garment you knit for yourself as a child.” Might have to read her memoir now.

obsessed with stuart dunkel and his art that consists primarily of mice engaging triumphantly with food

FL / AL / south GA people: May 1 approaches and Florida’s 6-week abortion ban with it. Bread & Roses in Gainesville is now offering FREE pregnancy tests m-f 9-5, plan b for $10

you see? nobody listens. i warned every one college campuses were toxic after i was called Gay & got expelled for drinking a beer too slowly

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Nary a lone individual:
Birders during warbler migration:

“Work husband” “work wife” what about my work jester? my funny little friend coming to my office to tell me a silly story and make me smile? a jolly little creature who will enrich me on our lunch break?

What's this guy's problem

on cod?