I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 2 months. Thanks.

me, in a new city after one sip of coffee: “I could live here”

many groups are facing unjust persecution in today’s america but none have it as bad as the brave people like me: those who defend the series finale of LOST (2004-2010)

people who have twitter but don’t tweet anything

People who have twitter but never tweet anything

The lord is the greatest comedian giving her that tall goofy kid

New Yorkers remain undefeated

He’s got the ‘61 Cheval Blanc in that cup.

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes

Being an adult is about acknowledging that bird watching is actually pretty sick and holy shit look at all these little guys

Am I crazy to call this my favorite Shakespeare adaptation?

Came out of trekking in the Andes for three days and the timeline was overflowing with 30 Rock clips and…honestly? It’s a Christmas miracle.

The internet tracked down the writers of a song from a 1998 X Files episode that people have apparently been trying to figure out SINCE 1998 and this is the only thing the internet should ever be used for, because it’s glorious.

FYC in Best Original Song: “Dear Alien (Who Art In Heaven),” ASTEROID CITY

Happy 3rd anniversary to the funniest thing that happened in the history of ever

I can't top this.

A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera.

We’re just normal men