this will never be not funny

wear whatever u want n embrace looking like a little cartoon character hope this helps ! x

pain

dgaf this is me

tiktok treating hozier as this perfect written-by-a-woman lover eternally devoted to his muse and ignoring that he is a walking red flag is so funny to me

Woosh⁷ (Dedicated Namgivist) hello, to my pope world

high on life, low on iron

it’s kind of beautiful that all flight attendants are either gay sons or thot daughters. in the skies they are finally free

me

drinking in the pool by the beach is one of lifes greatest pleasures im so happy i get 2 do it anytime i want

new perfume i bought on a whim somehow smells just like the best friend i used 2 have b4 we grew apart

feeling so sleepy w bleach in my hair if i doze off i'll wake up bald !

#BabyReindeer brilliant piece of work, raw, gut wrenching, important, and incredibly brave.

welp i might as well post this joke on here too