I love my wife ❤️

I hate snow

The cool thing about cold weather is that when I crack my knuckles, my skin rips open.

Dude the Mandolorian is cool af.

PSA: HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN FOOTBALL. that is all.

I've tried to get into football but let's be real #LGRW

I pick my nose

It's time my kids start paying rent.

It feels way later than 930

Hopefully the wings are a little less shitty this season

October 5th is HOCKEYTIME

I love KD

Just shaved like an inch off of my beard. I don't know how to feel.

Going out for a beverage

I'm childless at the attic.

Parentin’ goals. Merica.

I forgot about Twitter

Bought Post Malone tickets today oooooooweeeee

It's baby time instagram.com/p/BxZsl8hF-9i/…

I really wish I could get into Fallout 76. I can't.