“If I am ever asked... to produce my ID card as evidence that I am who I say I am… then I will take that card out of my wallet and physically eat it in the presence of whatever emanation of the state has demanded that I produce it” - Boris Johnson in 2004
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Baffled by whoever decided to put Greens on the ballot in London as 'The Green Party' so they appear near the bottom alphabetically.

Help we gerrymandered the wrong demographic

me: i would like to buy a meal deal

co-op: okay

me: i'd also like to buy a funeral

co-op: okay

me: i'd also like to buy tickets to a gig i'm never gonna see

co-op: ur not gonna believe this

Misinformation aside, it’s deeply patronising to tell disabled people - who’ve developed careers against all odds - that they should probs think about getting a job. If the Tories and the Labour Party struggle to remember our jobs exist, I’m more than happy to have my tax back.

As someone who receives PIP and has a job as a journalist, I would very much like to know why the Labour Party is going round the media perpetuating the myth PIP is an out of work benefit. Does Reeves know it’s not? Or does she not actually care?

Can’t see why it is deemed necessary to “close the platform” a whole two minutes prior to departure time of a suburban train formed of sliding door stock

No. Just no.

Bearing in mind that the most “rigorous” thing Rishi has ever endured is occasionally having to drink non-imported Coca Cola I’m not sure he’s ideally placed to cast judgment on how rigorous the tests for PIP are.
(They’re fucking rigorous)

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Transportation operators, once again, please do not block the windows of vehicles with exterior wraps. This highly diminishes the passenger experience. Being able to clearly look out of the window is one of the best things about riding transit.

Lmao, jesus, excavate your own flat! rightmove.co.uk/properties/147…

Catchphrase moment.