Happy Tuesday.

Starmer tells fibs and the media doesn't call him out on it.

Monty The Commie:

A week ago the Tory candidate for London mayor raised the machete crisis in London.

Sadiq khan’s response? “I think the Tory candidate should stop watching The Wire.”

He doesn’t care. He thinks it’s a big joke. These words are utterly hollow.

Unable to or don’t want to?

The flag I'm waving?

WHITE!

Dear contact,

If you say “that should be fine”, that is not a confirmation of a meeting.

To me, it is a placeholder, which you will confirm closer to the date.

I though me doing my washing at 30°C had shamed them into closing them all down.

Cutting edge political commentary from The Guardian’s Political Editor:

NEW: it's a no from us...

Govt decline Ireland bid to return asylum seekers unless France agrees to do the same....

Source:

“We won't accept any asylum returns from the EU via Ireland until the EU accepts that we can send them back to France.

“We are fully focused on

You. Utter. Muppet.

BREAKING:

Hundreds of Islamists are demonstrating in Hamburg, Germany.

They are demanding that a caliphate is established in the country.

The organization behind the protest is called Muslim Interaktiv, and is monitored by the authorities but not banned

Another weekend of marching on the streets complaining about a war in which we are not a protagonist.

Still, another opportunity for the Met to make an absolute cunt of themselves.

Labour will not deport a single asylum seeker to Rwanda, Yvette Cooper confirms.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

POV: Turning up to the first game of the season… 🏏🤣

Good luck to everyone playing today! 🙌

#Cricket District #Cricket #LoveCricket #ThatsSoVillage

On Thursday I encountered a Thomas Pink sample sale, where I purchased a camel chunky mohair sweater, thinking it would be great for the winter.

Today is Saturday 27th April, thus racing towards summer, and I am wearing it as it is just 6° outside.

So much for “Global Boiling”.

Khaled Hajassad, an asylum seeker who arrived in the U.K just a year ago, found guilty of wearing a headband in support of Hamas at a “Pro-Palestine” rally in November 2023.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…