We have reached peak parody level.. only it’s real. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

They have no shame. None.

Darn. That would have been fun.

There will be at least an appropriate Greek chorus for the comedy/tragedy.

Aaf

GOOD MORNING, TWEETERS!
Hope you are having a calm and relaxing weekend on the Twitter.

Wow. Watch this now.

Today I had a dear friend call me from Gaza to say goodbye. I begged her not to say it and that she would survive. She broke down and told me bodies of children and women litter the streets. And that even if she is not killed she does not want to live. I know that last week…

Important and disturbing 🧵

I just retweeted back to back, a Washington Post investigation showing Hamas took 9 Israeli kids as hostages back into Gaza; and then a Post photographer in Gaza’s image of an entire family killed by an Israeli air strike. Don’t be a person who only condemns 1 of these 2 things.

In the midst of shouting at the journalist asking him a legitimate question about Gazan babies in incubators and the lack of electricity, the ex-Israeli PM claims ‘anyone’ can come provide aid to the people of Gaza. That’s false, he knows it’s false, there’s a blockade on Gaza.

Nope nope nope nope. This is awful.

You would need mouth glue. That’s the only way.

Wow. Acting Speaker of the House Patrick McHenry (R) just ordered Nancy Pelosi to leave her current Capitol office by tomorrow, seemingly out of retaliation, telling her “the room will be re-keyed.”

This is a sharp departure from tradition.

politico.com/live-updates/2…

BIG NEWS: Johnson & Johnson just publicly confirmed it will not enforce its secondary bedaquiline patents in ANY of 134 low- and middle-income countries. That's HUGE. Full credit to Johnson & Johnson for this commitment. This is what we've been waiting for. jnj.com/johnson-johnso…

The banana I’m seeing has a purple thong on. But I can’t tell you why. You’d have to ask the banana. (Also, no helmet, poor careless banana)

So one time (yesterday) I got to give a (brief) speech at the United Nations.

This is not going over well in deep blue Dallas, let’s just say that. Donors are bombarding him demanding their money back that funded his campaign & voters feel like they were conned…because well, they were. There’s such an uproar here locally, he won’t last another week🤨

It’s sad that we have to talk about cost at all but this is right.

CEO of Danaher Corporation Rainer Blair saying the quiet part out loud. Their strategy is to lock poor countries into one testing system, and then grossly overcharge for tests, thus further impoverishing the world's poorest people and enriching the world's richest ones. Unacceptable.…