I usually only go through my old tweets when your mom's going down on me.
So, every day.

Hey! I’m not a failed actor!

I don't know what the big deal is, I would love to shower with Joe Biden

It's technically not incest if you're identical twins.

Once again TMZ is writing fake stories about me smh

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Unlike Nicole's.

I'm still voting Biden 2024.

Nigga please, that's Cosby.

Reunited at long last 💓

If you oppose common sense gun laws you should lose your right to own any gun.

I won't date anyone who has a twitter, except my brother.

If you won’t let us have your guns we are going to keep teaching kindergartners how to masturbate

Remember, I told you Mike Johnson was a RINO buffoon and Dem shill.
He's worse than Kevin McCarthy.
Wouldn't surprise me if he's sharing bunk beds with Frank Luntz too.

If Ruben Gallego beats Kari Lake in senate race, he promises to end the Senate Filibuster rule and pack the Supreme Court.

He also wants to outlaw the AR-15.

Libs of TikTok Wise words…

In this clip, I share a bit of what shapes my outlook as an American and as a Jew
as we move forward to the pivotal choices we all must make in November.
It’s Donald Trump and a full on Red Tsunami across our country.
THERE IS NO CHOICE

The RNC's new lead counsel, Charlie Spies, got on CNN to tell the world that it was impossible to rig elections!

The RNC has hired the wrong guy.

BREAKING: Disgraced former deputy FBI director Andrew McCabe this morning on CNN finally admitted the FISA application he signed to spy on Trump adviser Carter Page Carter Page, Ph.D. was wrong: 'There were many mistakes in that FISA,' he confessed, and it was 'regrettable.'

Because your job as the border czar was such a smashing success?