Got off Twitter because it was stressing me out but it's a great place for times like this

They need to make a bathtub shaped bed for when I'm depressed and get the urge to take a nap in the bathtub

There is no form of protest against #racism that will be acceptable to racist people.

There is no method for teaching the past or present harm of racism/white supremacy that will be palatable to people who are comfortable with where we are and with being benefactors of racism.

I cannot believe a first-person account on Bari's Big Blog of Grudges was anything less than thoroughly reported stltoday.com/news/local/met…

Roomies bf makes me like him less every time he speaks.

I know how to change a tire but the assholes who put it on used fucken barge glue so now I have to call Roadside assistance for a tire like a bitch

Have you ever looked closely at George Washington?

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible bit.ly/3S5Lh6r

‘Harry Potter’ Fan Always Dreamed Of Receiving Magical Defamation Letter From J.K. Rowling bit.ly/3I8FCYv

In order to work in politics you should have to spend a certain amount of time working as either a kindergarten teacher or a social worker, a Starbucks barista or a waiter at Texas Roadhouse, and one of those insurance people that has to tell cancer kids they can't get chemo.

Hey, wonder if we can get Pumpkin Larry got more engagement than Musk's tweets? Go Pumpkin Larry, go! You have a winning smile.

Someone buy me the minecraft crocs

eve6 Just a list of some names in case anyone wanted some names for any reason.

I can't even get on Twitter anymore without feeling helpless and hopeless

*trying to write a journal article*

*submits a manuscript that just says 'around the world' 144 times because it worked for Daft Punk*