I want to thank you all on pub day for your love & support over the decades. You give me such confidence that there is an audience for my quirky voice and the realms of human life I feel called up to write about. So here you go! Start reading Somehow here: bit.ly/3F52p6q

what's a guy gotta do to get his tweets read out loud in court

Charging new users to tweet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Texas women please vote. If you do, we can make things better.

Jared Kushner is working with Israel to develop “waterfront property” in Gaza

He’s inking multi-billion dollar deals with Serbia and Albania

He got billions from MBS

He extorted a billion from Qatar to save 666 5th Ave

His corruption is a 5-alarm fire and

The GOP just shrugs

Donald Trump was the president when the entire planet was hit with a once in a lifetime historic pandemic.
But, ok.

I'm just honored to be a part of this fantastic equation. What did you get?

This is an amazingly worthwhile event, and Theodora Blanchfield is really great at this. If you're dealing with 'momlessness,' I highly recommend.

And 9/11 was just airplanes that were there and flew through the towers.

And 9/11 was just airplanes that were there and flew through the towers.

psst.
i'm on Jimmy Pardo's Never Not Funny today.
it could be a cruel April fools joke but I am here.
AND... I'm getting my last dose of portable antibiotics at the same time.
isn't modern medical technology great (and should be available to all?)

come find me on Threads. Way less Nazis and paid blue check randos.
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Thank you to the more than 1.5 million people who took the time to read this message. I am not leaving this alone.

I write about coups. This life-size image of Biden imagines the sitting president of the United States as a victim of an authoritarian takeover.

Just when you think it can't get worse...