it’s a pussy eat pussy world out man 😔

A live caller tried to get me with a Cars question…it didn't go well for him

Just learned that THIS is the original screenshot I’m dying

oh you’re supposed to scoop it with… the… bananas… oh…

wtf 😭

Y’all gon be mad asf when y’all find out it’s Pete Davidson 😭

Mythbusters was sick bc those guys hated eachothers fuckin guts but they had no other marketable skill and weren’t great on camera and decided that if either of them wanted to retire they were gonna grit their teeth old-married-couple style and ride that bitch into the grave

adulthood inbound

aaron rodgers’ achilles tear is the worst thing to happen to new york on september 11th

Dat shit prolly hit like Act

today i realized i was showing solidarity with the writers strike by not watching any movies. been doing this whole solidarity thing before they went on strike bc my lazy ass hasn’t been watching anything for a minute but you know go writers

No sadder relationship dynamic than my baby (absolutely obsessed with my 3yo) and my 3yo (continually tells us to throw her in the garbage)

Why would nature do this

getting rid of it

OMGGGGG it just keeps getting worse and worse

the ben keeps the flores Subway World Peace