Just like we drew it up.

Don’t know who did this, but it’s so well done I just had to share. 💃

1/ Just caught up with a few investor friends in the consumer space last week about Ozempic and GLP1s

As far as I can tell, everything basically hinges on: how much does it matter that every consumer product in the world depends on a tiny cohort of super consumers?

Elon Musk bans popular poster who skewered him for removing article headlines on X trib.al/wiEcAJy

BREAKING: A man has been arrested on suspicion of murder for killing rapper Tupac Shakur trib.al/NnenbTL

In order to fulfil Comrade Musk's 5-year Platform Development Plan, Twitter will be now available from 14:00 to 17:00 on Thursdays at your local Soviet Executive Committee building, users are required to bring workplace characteristics and clean criminal record certificates.

TikTok admits to storing some user data in China after previous testimony denied it trib.al/UyDiWkn

JUST IN: Second person to be charged with Trump in classified documents case trib.al/YLuFdmj

Worth watching this whole video, pretty wild showcase of real world generative video.

Carvana created 1.3 million hyper-personalized videos.

Script, voice *and* video personalized to the specific user and their vehicle.

BREAKING: In an EXCLUSIVE interview with The Messenger, former President Donald Trump calls Ron DeSantis 'disloyal' and warns ChatGPT has 'potential for great danger' trib.al/mUlCVau

After Elon Musk removed legacy verified users' checkmarks, Twitter's biggest users are blocking everyone who pays. mashable.com/article/block-…

Jimmy Finkelstein talked to me about The Messenger, a new newsroom that he hopes will be as big as the LA Times by the end of next year:

nytimes.com/2023/03/10/bus…

Rule #1: Never charge for something that was previously free

Brazilian legend Pelé has passed away at 82.

RIP. A legend that will be remember forever 🙏❤️

Elon Musk went from being Tony Stark to Gavin Belson in 3 months

GOP just lost the 2024 election

1. If Trump is the candidate they lose

2. If Trump is not the candidate he burns the place down on the way out and DeSantis or whoever loses

Only 2 likely scenarios...

Well I wasn’t expecting to cry after reading about Caroll Spinney, the man inside Big Bird

This father-son duo completing their first IRONMAN will warm your heart 🥺

(via Johnny Agar)

My beloved, Zeltinis, told me I would have to pay £3k for him to be able to leave his oil rig to come and visit me

I therefore decided to visit him instead, but he has been very resistant to it

He’s presumably just worried for my safety, which makes me love him even more

❤️