S(he) be(die)ve(d)

It’s kinda fucked that I can go skateboarding in January. Just kidding actually this shit rules!!!

I wish the large senator a 2nd cerebrovascular accident

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My hands look like this so my hands can look like this

My twitch that I made as a little nerdy guy in highschool has 14 seemingly real followers for some reason and I've never streamed in my life. But anyways I'm doing a fuck-a-fan at 10k

Working out while watching speed runs in khakis makes me feel alive in a way no drug possibly could

I want nothing more than a neat lil workshop so I can make nice things for people. TLDR I miss building things

Happy birthday to this future president.

Zoup? More like poop

Have they ever considered adding another couple states over there to try to find a solution? Like New Jersey or something? I feel like we need at least 3-5 states

Boy dinner

She Blue on my Öyster til I Cult

Fall Out Boy? More like Fell Off Boy 🥴🥴🥴

If driving drunk is illegal why is it so fun and why am I so good at it???

Call me doctor the way I'm strange