The teaspoon i use first when cooking a meal becomes my brother in arms. My taster. My scooper. My stirrer. My ring pull unsticker. He stays with me till the bitter end!!

this is pure truss! magic

The Assassination of St. Peter, by Domenichino, 1618-20, 📸 by George Wood

Spurs at home my beloved 🥰🥰

cillian murphy i got another oscar for you

'phones are making you depressed' wrong. the phone itself is fine, the apps are making people depressed. take everything off there but a music player, wikipedia, texts and the app that makes it look like you're drinking a beer when you hold it sideways and everyone would be fine

someone should research whether which character you played as a kid in the farmer's in his den correlates to income as an adult - my guess is that the farmers have highest income and the bones have lowest

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

Hanging out with my friends googling pictures of hell and showing each other and being like 'yikes! no thank you'

if Sisyphus had Instagram:

Carly rae jepsen and dakota johnson, inextricably entwined in my brain

Killer would you rather: would you rather sing in the mall or in the town square? Charlotte-R

The matthew vaughn quote there as if he didnt create the franchise lol what a fraud!

Group IV, The Ten Largest, No. 3, Youth, by Hilma af Klint, 1907, 📸 by Michael Gonzalez

Happy Easter everybody