Because the Russians aren’t crossing the Ukraine border to have a better life as Ukrainians, you Putin leg-humper.

Wow. You mean I can pay you to steal my identity?

Revision: AOC/Jasmine Crockett ticket in 2028.

Oh, fuck you.

Tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the Rude Pundit (the blog - I've been here much longer). And I'm putting together a post for it. What should I include? What do you wanna know about?

Wait. There’s a rep from South Dakota named “Dusty Johnson”? That’s hilarious.

Did Trump just go full Eddie Haskell on the judge in his Georgia case? (That's a reference for the olds)

If Youngkin has any political smarts at all, he's not going anywhere near the shit show in a clown car that is the GOP nomination race.

Willfully misunderstanding what 'insurrection' means is par for the MAGA cretin's course.

Adios, Michael Gambon. If you've never seen him in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, you're missing one of the great film portrayals of evil. And before that, he was mesmerizing in The Singing Detective. I'll fondly remember him as The Storyteller.

New for Rude Pundit Patreon donors at $3 a month and up: Prager U History Videos Are Just Fucking Awful (Part 2) - I watched the Reagan one. It did not go well. patreon.com/posts/89829875…

I sure hope someone's trying to get those 18 House Republicans who come from districts that Biden won to jump off the sinking GOP ship and become Democrats. Democrats just need 5 or 6 to do it and the stupidity can stop.

By the way, the only reason that Karen Pence isn't in a teacher's union is because she teaches at a batshit insane Christian school that turns away all LGBTQ people as students or teachers, so, you know, fuck that place and both Pences.

This should be the end of his pathetic career.

Yeah, Reservation Dogs stuck the landing. Amazing final episode. Funny, sad, lovely, and warm without losing the sense of the irreverence of daily life and the reverence for community and culture. And beautiful last moments with the main characters. Damn, I’m gonna miss them.

It’s really simple: without Trump, the GOP would be on life support. With Trump, it’s driving off a cliff but at least it’s enjoying the ride.

Didn’t spend a single second of my life watching the GOP debate, and I’m feeling pretty smug about that.

In a meeting today and I swear that someone said “Naomi Wolf” when they definitely meant Naomi Klein and now I have to buy Doppelgänger.

The motherfucking chickens are coming home to roost.