Good morning Orville and Wilbur

I would have been useless on The Krypton Factor. Can you imagine me tackling Mental Agility, Response, Intelligence, Observation, Physical Ability, General Knowledge?

4 months later they’d still be cutting me out of the netting on the course!!

May music challenge

Day 1. Something beginning with A

The alphabet begins with A, so shall we. A song, artist or however tenuous you wish, something connected with the letter A. Nice easy one to start us all off. Join in and comment on others if you wish 👍

Asia - Daylight

Big pile of ironing to do? Then watch a 1987 episode of Blankety Blank with Les Dawson and it’ll whizz by 😂😂😂👍

Good morning Pauline Quirke

May is here. The sunshine catches our upturned cheeks, the wood warblers return and the hedgerows bustle with movement and vibrancy.

Why, even Bungle Bear is excited to welcome in a new month with fresh possibilities 😁

A reminder that the music challenge returns tomorrow, for those who wish to join in. All about interaction and sharing some great music. Topic put on roughly 7pm Wiltshire time. Be as random and out there with the replies as you wish 😁

Good morning Barry Howard

We shall stride like a colossus today, across the expanse known only as Tuesday. What delights await us? What treasures are to be gleaned from its impenetrable shell?

Well I’m off to Devizes today so I dare say I can find a Greggs 😁👍

This was a good away win for Göteborg, as Brommapojkarna aren’t an easy team to play.

Sorry that should have been say. Not an easy team to say 😬🇸🇪

Ran 30k this morning then spent the rest of the day recovering…….including being ill due to dehydration. The present Mrs Hames laughed at me. Laughed.

I may also have had a nap. My knees tomorrow will sound like someone shaking a bag of pegs 😬

Good morning Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond

May the gods of Monday bless you with a fine day, an abundance of patience, and wisdom beyond your years.

And I hope the gods also up my levels of energy today……..and UP YOURS!!!

Mediterranean pasta bake. Perfect 👌

Honestly, I’m like a young Ainsley Harriott…..

Good afternoon.

I am speaking to you on a new iPhone. After several hours and some curse words new and old I am now up and running. I no longer have to wiggle the cord thingy when I charge it. Luxury!!!

Now what does this button do……….

Good morning Keith Deller

I’m off down Our Price later to see if I can get the latest Billy Joel LP.

I swear if I had a Tardis I wouldn’t move the bloody thing from 1984!!!!

Have a reet good day, I’ll si thee 😁👍

Interval time at the bingo. The present Mrs Hames has won £2.50 so far. We shall have a look at the Lunn Poly brochure when we get home, see where we’re off 😂😂😂

Good morning Brian Walden

Today’s to do list!

1. 5K run
2. Break up a dog bed
3. Tighten dodgy handle on bathroom door
4. Celebrate a Cardiff City win
5. Watch Diamond League athletics
6. Eat hot dogs and chips
7. Go and play bingo with the present Mrs Hames

Have a fun day 😁

Now take a look what this little legend and her wonderful family are up to. You just can’t stop her 😁👏👏👏👏👏

Good morning Ross 2 beef quarter pounders. With Ross, you’re the boss.

Diabetic review for me today.
Probably shouldn’t have overeaten naughty stuff over the past few weeks.
Meh.

Anyway, have a great Friday, flick its ear and call it a rude name before running off laughing.

I just played “polly put the kettle on” to see if the present Mrs Hames would make the drinks. It wasn’t until I did a dry cough and clutched my throat that she cottoned on as to my plan.

Anyway I’ve just made her a drink and she seems very happy with it 😬🙄

Post a selfie from your gallery but turn it 🖤 and 🤍

Good morning Boost. It’s slightly rippled with a flat underside.

Driving from Wiltshire to Devon and back for me today, taking a gentleman I support on his holiday. So today I shall channel my inner Bandit. But in a Skoda Karoq. And not in a Pontiac Firebird Trans Am 🙄

ADMISSION!!!!!

I like the Compare the Market “Man, I feel like a Nero” advert.

All I ask for is privacy at this difficult moment……