Doctor: you have 9 minutes and 58 seconds to live
Me:

Life hack: become an academic and you will always know with certainty why you are stressed this time of year.

'In a partial victory for Hong Kong’s LGBTQ community, the city’s top court on Tuesday ordered the government to give same-sex couples some form of legal recognition.” trib.al/nhPs8Ry

The spork gets a lot of attention but the unsung hero of hybrid dishware is 100% the blate.

It really is something to see the same people who mocked snowflakes and safe spaces being so absolutely fragile that they bring down the power of the state on things like rainbow stickers. local10.com/news/national/…

We got from “elon saved free speech” to suing the anti defamation league for defamation pretty fast

There are nearly 4,000 universities in the United States, each of which hosts dozens of speakers per year.
nytimes.com/2023/09/03/opi…

Proud to be an American Association of University Professors member this Labor Day and every day. ✊

There are only 32 full time public defenders in all of Mississippi. The result: Thousands of people who’d otherwise be free who are trapped incarcerated pretrial w/ no lawyer to argue for release. nbcnews.com/now/video/miss…

The conspiracy theorists are going wild but they had these presidential forums for weeks and *every* politics nerd at Harvard applied to ask a question. (I was rejected because I had a very visible hickey, which tells you a lot about why I am not running for president.)

I mean, they are walking the walk on this one. wdet.org/2023/07/11/det…

She makes it very difficult to go to work in the morning.

After nearly 30 years, Pennsylvania will end state funding for anti-abortion counseling centers apnews.com/article/aborti…

I do love that we live in a world where there are teenagers famous for asking tough questions.