If I ate breakfast at 7pm, do I eat dinner still or am I good for the day?

Decide for me twitter

Gotta keep my # 1 safe

they're down a man

Finally installed my bathroom curtain 😮‍💨

Seems safe

Where are you from?

(reply only using a GIF)

🗿

i'm starting cigarettes hot turkey

The Instagram outage was a national emergency.

We had literally no way of knowing if Pookie is looking fire.

When this account hits 100k I'm going to do something special

New week, new me

NYC's crime rate is the highest it's been in years

The solution:

Vision Pro is a very cool 1st generation product, but Quest 3 still is best.

Vision Pro has a lack of apps, it's heavy and battery is meh.

Looking forward to seeing VR space over the next few years

Posting a bonsai with a BBL made me lose 200 followers

Bonsai with a BBL

I'm old enough to remember Twitter