rare footage of Brandy Melville employee being kind to plus size patron

pack it up J. Cole Rowling

J*j* Siwa: 0
Traction Alopecia: 1

FRI 3/15: ♓️ TRIPLET AUDITIONS ♓️
HAPPY #PISCES SEASON, Y'ALL! Join identical twin comedians Annabel Meschke and Sabina Meschke in celebrating their ACTUAL JOINT BIRTHDAY!🥳

Featuring asha, Zach Schiffman, Napoleon Emill, and Two Tree Hill!

🎟️: tinyurl.com/2p9mxrpk

microdosing is shown to increase productivity. if I wasn’t a little on shrooms right now, I wouldn’t have had the focus and drive to open my notes app just to type “Padam Padam”

thawing an uncrustable between my t*ts, warming it emperor penguin style but up top

There’s been a Motherruption at Mount Saint Mother Mothercano

watching Nine and at the end when all the divas are in formation I said “it’s mount Rushmother”

I’ve been off twitter bc I’ve been doing a little something called holding Book. once I figure out what comes after opening one… it’s over for me hoes

Tonight’s gonna be a movie (human centipede)

me: I got that mf dog in me
the dog in question:

call me james charles the way i get Hi with my Sisters

[Lana del Rey album title voice] Is There a Dimes Square in Roku City

the gentlemen from selling sunset look like the skibidi toilet guys. with this tweet I will single-handedly bridge the gap between gen z and millenials

I’m a kiki sun, bouba rising, kiki moon, bouba venus, kiki mercury, bouba mars

FRI 11/17: Annabel Meschke and Sabina Meschke Present TRIPLET AUDITIONS: DANKSGIVING!

Featuring:
🦃 Sabrina Brier
🦃 PE𐕣ER
🦃 Aaron Chen
🦃 Ashton Womack
🦃 Haley Stiel

🎟️: tinyurl.com/3h599kv7

work!

Thinking about the time one of my coworkers referred to park rangers as “green cops”