when I have to press a button for someone to come unlock the antacids for me and then it makes a little announcement to the whole store

having a tough time painting Christopher Moltisanti’s eyes on this tiny canvas so I’m using googly eyes until my painting skills improve

I looooove NBA league pass premium… I just saw the best halftime performance ever…

'Globby is gay because he's in bed with another glob. If he were straight he would be in bed with a human woman.'

At my Joker screening they were checking for guns on the way into the theater? And if you didn't have one, they provided you with one??? I was like ok that's kind of messed up

Cucumbers are so good. And they’re friends with watermelon

Something happened yesterday! I can't explain it but the way I felt afterwards is unexplainable!

Just before the #SolarEclipse started, I was heading home and everything looked wavy! I didn't know what this meant! I was uneasy and wasn't sure what to think....💭

let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun

gals rock moment

A juvenile great horned owl takes flight in Chicago.

I don’t know how to dress myself anymore. genuinely wish I could send a survey after hanging out with people like “how did you like looking at my outfit” so I have something to work with