The way Americans think the world revolves around them is the same way Lagosians think Nigeria revolves around them.

“They use them”

What is they? What is this ambiguity? Pardon the AI word.

I read somewhere that 'low-IQ' is an eligibility criteria for the Police Force.

I thought it was 'bants' but every time I read from this handle - I'm forced to believe it.

The PRO of the NPF is questioning why a Medical Virologist is in possession of petri dishes?

💀😂

God knows that the first thing I’ll do if I get close to power is sacking the whole police force. From top to bottom. A set of illiterate bastards who have no iota of common sense. Carrying a syringe and pétri dish is a crime under the law? Do you think at all?

You really think medical practitioners move about with Petri dishes? These is the purview of researchers, so any researcher without a medical ID shouldn’t use Petri dishes?

I used the word 'dithering' on a work call with a Nigerian colleague yesterday, and both of us just started laughing.

I really don’t see what the issue is here if they have the right permits and permissions. It’s a public space, why is there a need to reduce themselves because they are in another country.

Innuendo?😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

The Wuhan monorail, with rails on top giving it an upside-down appearance,

Dahiru Idris’ Hausa translation of Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice.

Published 1980

'We killed someone's children and grandchildren and he didn't react with enough emotion. This proves we are the good guys!'

A British man goes to book his NHS appointment.

‘The soonest we can book you in is 2029’.

‘Morning or afternoon?’

‘What does it matter, it’s five years from now?’

‘I’ve booked a train ticket for the afternoon’

The contradictions of American policy in one photo.

I want to host groove for South Africans who can’t dance so we can feel at ease for once. No videos allowed. We catch you dancing nicely we kick you out.

Lol you’re going too far.

Statistically as a human in humanity, you will NEVER be a billionaire.

😂😂😂😭

Congratulations and condolences x

'I ran out of money so I bought more' is a good summary of Elon Musk's life

This is a very unusual behavior for Africans... Africans are very welcoming of foreigners.. if these African women are refusing them entry in their community it is probably bz the Europeans they have allowed into their community in the past have done something wrong to them