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saddy mayonnaise

@saddymayo

ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically // she/her // patty

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calendar_today11-06-2015 00:03:00

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You get married at a church, have a reception in someoneโ€™s yard, everyone brings a bottle or two, and you cater in cheap food.
Wedding culture is the most disturbing thing to me. Like, the point is that you love someone, not throwing away a down payment on a house.

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Put Sonny in the crate for a while because I needed to open the bedroom door and let the ac cool the living room and he is SO MAD AT ME.

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Your own partyโ€™s lawmakers in Congress are working with Republicans to undermine the rule youโ€™re touting.

Maybe you should say something about that before they vote the poison pill into law ๐Ÿ‘‡

levernews.com/congress-may-cโ€ฆ

Your own partyโ€™s lawmakers in Congress are working with Republicans to undermine the rule youโ€™re touting. Maybe you should say something about that before they vote the poison pill into law ๐Ÿ‘‡ levernews.com/congress-may-cโ€ฆ
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Itโ€™s cool that mechanics donโ€™t even do free diagnoses anymore. I just need to find out whatโ€™s wrong with my stupid car.

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Decided to throw on ER while I work today and $200 for a neurology consult?

Remember when we passed legislation that was supposed to lower healthcare costs? How much does a neurology consult cost now?

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