I’ve been losing my mind wondering what a comma would have accomplished here

Cat just pounced at me, causing me to step sharply backwards into my other foot, bending the toenail on my big toe back far enough for it to start bleeding profusely. How’s the start of your weekend going?

Words cannot express truly the reaction I had when I opened the pictures in this reddit post. I urge you to read through and see them for yourself.

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Gurl what?!

Just found that an organisation a client is a member of has changed its name since I proofread the previous draft of the report I’m currently working on. And that is why we always double check things even when we think we know them …

If this doesn't exemplify how ytness matters, nothing will. Nearly 15000 children have died (by conservative estimates) but the moment for news outlets has finally come now that yt westerners have been murdered as well.

My next video is a wide-ranging look at British politics which does what few others dares to do: treats London like a weird abnormality rather than the be-all-and-end-all.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Call it off, football has peaked for the weekend

You know what the biggest problem with pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong direction.
I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

👋 Hello FC Barcelona, AlNassr FC, Inter Miami CF etc

ALT text is designed for users with visual disabilities. Stop using it to make memes. Thank you.

Here’s how you’re meant to use it 😉

I have taken
My high breasts
And most of my eggs
To the business school
Library

Forgive me progress
Men still want
My eggs
So young
And so fertile

WTF? I would cut up all the team mates’ coats into ribbons and tell them they should have known the risks of bringing outerwear to work.

Just finding out how much it costs to fix a cracked phone screen. Hell of a tax to pay for a split second of clumsiness. Don’t drop your phones, kids.

All of this thread is 100% accurate.

Making sure everyone reads kate wagner’s absolutely terrific — a genuinely all-time, Grantland, SBN-in-its-heyday, talk about it 10 years later-style joy to read — F1 article that was mysteriously removed from Road & Track’s website shortly after pub web.archive.org/web/2024030117…

APPARENTLY HE’S NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 1000 FEET OF HER

Not even been 24 hours since it was uploaded but this is never getting topped

I have cried actual tears watching this

What Laurence Fox has just claimed is false and defamatory. He has not just 'discontinued' his case against me. He has agreed to it being dismissed. He also agreed to pay thousands in legal costs to drop his claim. He has lawyers he knows what 'dismissal' means. Fox lost.