When you're disappointed but not surprised

mercury retrograde this year really do be mercury retrograding

will never forgive netflix for canceling this one

i wanna go to Yap International Airpot (YAP)

let’s normalize green wine on st. pattys day

girlhood is playing act my age at every irish bar you go to on st patty’s day

nothing more embarrassing than killing the chat on a gc.. and sometimes its so bad no one says anything for like 6 hours and ur message is just.. sitting there… i get shivers.

i think i was awake for 24 hours yesterday

would a straight man have his birth chart on his website??? asking for a friend

friends who’ve quit Twitter sending me funny tweets on Instagram that I saw four days ago … pack it up Last Week Tonight

I’m a “noted” kinda girl… I just tally up lame behavior

can’t stop thinking about how a full grown adult man asked me where i got my brandy melville hoodie from

I don’t like addressing what i think should be common sense.

spy (2015) is such an underrated movie

this weather is making me even more excited to be in hawaii next week

The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.

nothing like seeing your old club promoter in a jubilee video about being a fboy 😭

i miss twitter circles

my abs are so sore from pilates that i can’t even laugh without being in pain