need a verse for the swiftiesssss

he jokes it’s heroin but this time with an e

Sarahs and Hannahs in their Sunday best

Dear Apple, we need pink iMessage bubbles thanks💕

wtf is this *eye twitch*

sometimes i feel tired and then i remember someone wakes up every day and has to be morgan wallen’s publicist

Guys, I don’t think pre-workout was made for people with ADHD

us: block him
the moon: say less

if you like the sound of your own voice so much, start a podcast. please do not go to concerts and talk the entire time. k thanks.

i don’t get rap intros…why do they sound like the weird songs I had to sing in choir

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated.

she is me.

my fav is when my eyes change color to match my outfit

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

my dog ate my h̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ makeup

mali-boos 🫶🏼

delilah single handedly cured my sleep anxiety for a significant portion of my childhood

it’s kind of embarrassing if you can’t drive in the snow

when men speak