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Sarah Lazarus

@sarahclazarus

staff writer @crookedmedia (lovett or leave it, other stuff)

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thinking about the humanity and moral clarity of these relatives of murdered and kidnapped israelis, as leaders turn their pain into a pretext for atrocities

thinking about the humanity and moral clarity of these relatives of murdered and kidnapped israelis, as leaders turn their pain into a pretext for atrocities
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Herzog’s statement has the same logic as “settlers aren’t civilians.” Given that this is coming from a president not a student group, the chorus of condemnations should be louder than that drawn by the Hamas apologists. Somehow, I don’t think it will be

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so many interesting takes to consider. still feeling quaintly fond of “human rights good, war crimes bad” but will of course keep you guys posted

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Brian gave me my first real writing job, regularly saved me from exposing myself as a moron, and over time, made me less of a moron. very lucky to have gotten to work with him and to continue to learn from him

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living in the future rocks. if I want to turn on my AC I can simply take out my phone and find out the app isn’t working. from anywhere in the world

living in the future rocks. if I want to turn on my AC I can simply take out my phone and find out the app isn’t working. from anywhere in the world
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moving to a 1 bedroom after almost four years in a studio is wild. you’re telling me I can leave this room and go sit in a different one? and this is legal

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cut out refined sugar for a bit and felt good and then had some refined sugar and felt bad again. chalking this up to a weird coincidence

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sometimes if you pitch a nonsense phrase in enough meetings your employers will put it on a hat to make you shut up

sometimes if you pitch a nonsense phrase in enough meetings your employers will put it on a hat to make you shut up
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hi hello the original design of this shirt is from Crooked Media and a portion of each sale goes to their 'fuck bans' fund! if you're able please order direct from crooked!

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hi hello the original design of this shirt is from @CrookedMedia and a portion of each sale goes to their 'fuck bans' fund! if you're able please order direct from crooked! store.crooked.com/products/leave…
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there’s no easy way to say this. inside you there are three wolves. we need to get you into surgery immediately

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google is mostly unusable now but thankfully still works great for convincing yourself you have a rare form of cancer

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