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29-08-2015 15:27:53
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DamnFineTweet
@damnfinetweet
RIP DamnFineTweet 8/7/2019-4/27/2023 thank you for 85000 trophies and a million good vibes. I'll miss you!
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Original Recipe President Warren G. Harding
@PopeAwesomeXIII
Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info
meghan
@deloisivete
mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke
Chicago Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ https://t.co/Z2tnWjzeDx
La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas3
I'm a niche genre.
A Dad Influence
@gbergan
Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts here ⬇️
jokey lil jokester making my lil jokey jokes
@EdgarPoop1
I’m just joking
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
@itssherifield
@itssherifield
Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
cap’n watsisname
@capnwatsisname
slowly backing away. TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/K8oKqyuL84 click below for recent. I’m the same guy at the other places.
Mommeh Dearest
@mommeh_dearest
There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻
eLeni
@eleniZarro
Be funny, be kind, but ffs stop saying literally. My best hits: https://t.co/aXLLBNuMx3 🐎 💜
Daveastated
@Daveastated
Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break
Matty
@bestestname
Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Funny Snarky Humor
@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
prettycutie
@prettyc92650053
✨Nσ Oɳҽ Hҽɾҽ Gҽƚʂ Oυƚ Aʅιʋҽ✨
@Mrs_L_Olivier
Full-time Feminist…Part-time Comedy Habitué…Podcast Junkie…Gen X…Wokey Lefty Liberal…Atheist…Pro-Choice +…Specialist RN…Fan of ellipses…TORIES OUT 🤡➡️ #NHS
Joelle 🍌
@Joelle7007
Flawlеss vixеn fuеling burning рassiоns
Bi Quang
@BiQuang689079
Here's Johnny D🌞
@venture675
Customer service with a smile!!! I wonder what movie franchise serial killer they have you fawning over today?
Paulette Graves
@PauletteGr87138
Sheighslo
@sheighslo41978
Alex F 🌈
@SECblog
CFB lover, baseball believer, movies, news, business, Yankees. QPR. Idealist. Liberal. Church attendee. AA member (22 yrs)💜 (he/him) . LG((B))TQ. Be loved!
iam_vicko
@conceptnigltd
Enterpreneur. ♻️ C.E.O @vico_furnitureconcept follow us on Instagram. 🙏
A$AP Flacko
@jpatanjo
Loves - my @frequentfrier, my fam, my grandbabies, baseball, my @redsox and being warm. Hates - anything with a Yankees logo on it.
Jizzlane Maxxxwell
@dankcharnley
Classically Trained Comic • Enthusiast • Writerist • Cartoonist • Avid Reader of Smut • Rib Sauce Judge 🤟 Who Hurt Me?: https://t.co/pQ7raaF6uy
REBEL ☕️ 𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕠
@RBurtonOriginal
I don’t post my views to change ignorant minds, it’s to show those who think clearly they’re not alone | Progressive | #Aerospace #Hawkeye #Cannabis #TrueBlue🌎
Yager®
@garyyager
Just the right amount of legit to quit. My opinions are my own, but you are welcome to adopt them.
SPRCHIK
@sprchik
watching it all go down in flames
Tribilin Q
@reed2u
Suppp?
Electric Rainbow
@PoisonMyst
DadLiners
@DadLiners
A collection of things I used to write in my notepad.
Luke Venechuk
@lukevenechuk
I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Jenn Wyer (he/him)
@JennWyer
'I can never tell when he's joking.' —@hotfountainpen | 'Either a crazy person or impressive commitment to the bit.' —@mcrumps | 'An actual freak.' —@idkmanwow
hannahrenee elisabeth 🌶️🇵🇷
@somewatpeculiar
your fav baby mama 💖
RL Parrot Dee
@ranman789
Diedrich Bader(Oswald/Jethro/Batman) gave my pun a 'Heeeyyyyoooo!!' https://t.co/wG68FKDEy6
Local Hatamoto
@localareamike
Dad (FT) ▪ Government Hack (FT) ▪ Super-hilarious (PT) ▪ Nobody here can dance like me
Late to the party Laura
@ericamorecambe
I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early. On IG with same name. Also https://t.co/JnR26LsGSQ
Parenting Presently (The Mom Hack)
@presentparent_
Best parenting hack = laughter | As seen on @BuzzFeed @HuffPost & more | 🐦 Greatest hits ⬇️
Danimal
@DanimalSurly
Libido Whisperer | Coochie connoisseur | Veteran of the cornhole | 69 unbelievers cumverted since May | Slut for grilled cheese
Mama's Lap
@mamas_lap
Introducing Mama'slap, the ultimate destination for modern mamas and their little ones! Our blog is your go-to resource for all things motherhood.
Bill Becker
@WeekendSportsUp
Author & #MFFL fan; Big dog lover; I'm not here to shag spiders. #CueMattDamon https://t.co/v8yyQDTUPd
Michele Hules
@hul51652
Cheers!
@cheers27402373
https://t.co/69Rqq4ncnE
drpibb
@drpibb2277
Back after a self-imposed exile.
Pat Hartnett
@pathartnet
Thewannabeadventuremom
@beadventuremom
Honest, realistic and fun parenting adventure truths ⛰️🌵All I need is a proper adventure hat 🤠
LSU Fan Up North
@br93765960
All praise and glory to Yahuah, Yeshua (Yahusha) and the Ruach Hakodesh!
Pber6
@Pber61
my son is also named bort
@asspennies69
I am straight up not having a good time bro
❤️🐾Red Kitten🐾❤️
@redkittenshop
#classy #sassy tees and tanks. Visit the Red Kitten Shop at https://t.co/ybIt3yEyrU IG:@redkittenshop
Jono
@whoinvitedjon
I work hard, and I play hard. Wait - I actually just work a regular amount and I don't really play that much either tbh
I love Books
@eBook1984
I want to help people with good books
Marissa Romano
@djmarissaromano
Hi! I'm the fun lovin' Tgirl from Chicago known as DJ Marissa Romano. I'm actually a real Disc Jockey/ Emcee/ Voice-over artist / Actress...you get the picture!
Samuel Dunsiger (He/Him)
@samdunsiger
Career Coach/Job Developer, Writer, Accessibility Advocate • Editor and Founder of @DeminimisMag • Words in @TorontoStar, @qz, @MetroUK & more
Josh
@schway_j
https://t.co/RawBtNU7wS
Gareth Billington
@BillersG
FA Level 2 Coach; @altonfc @AltonYouth Youth Lead. What we've got here is failure to communicate
Gas Turbine Dude (YOU CAN'T FIX STEWPED)
@GasTurbine_Dude
New to politics.Have lived the majority of my life with my nose to the grindstone doing what needed to be done to take care of my family.2020 got my attention! g d
@evrywhereguy
Cat Gee
@CatGee1989
American Short Tempered 😾 Rabid @ClemsonFB Fan 🐯 #Nurse 👩⚕️ Vinyl Purist.
FF Jerk
@paullyocean
He hates these cans, will get all Covid boosters up to 100
JustBeachy🌊
@Patty_cakez_
No longer musing at the desert and enjoying the beach instead. New life, new account.
c i n
@SexyAsCin
I’m verified. My blue check was free. I got the discounted, invisible version.
👑 King Purcival 👑
@purcival
Closet agoraphobic. 😨 Movie fanatic. 🎥 Wannabe Game Dev 🎮 Obsessive-compulsive. 🧠 Creating internet content since 2006. 💾 DM for business inquiries.