That’s a sense of humour I like. I don’t suppose this fellow has thought about looking for me in encased in obsidian?

Maybe I did manage to twist Bilbo more than I thought.

My favourite race is Habit, of course. BAD HABITS. Alas, all I got was Sméagol.

The good news: I FOUND SAURON.
The bad news: He’s very very very far away.

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I hope you both have a very bad birthday. No good wishes at all, traitors. 😖

HIDDEN POEM. Only visible if you put Me in fire. That’s pretty clever. How you know it is Me. Other than my wonderful tempting aspects.

The kind of thing those pathetic Nazgûl would do. Mew.

What’s a stapler, precious, what’s a stapler? Is it crunchable?

😑

It’s not bad enough that Bilbo exists. HE HAS A BUS? What is it for, to cart the food around?

The Real One Ring

“Little Round Gold Thing”? MOST POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF EVIL POSSESSED JEWELLERY EVER, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

Absolutely! It’s all about persistence.

Please note, the others were LESSER. Very much LESSER, even if I am plain and unadorned.

No, take it away, Precious. We don’t want to hear such slander against catses.

HUMPH. I’m doing it again.

I like to think that *I* inspired Bilbo.

Hey dol derry dol, let me crash this party.

#NewProfilePic

I could be convinced by this new logo.