They’ve been offered a loan of £50m from the hot dog stand.

Absolute Legend RIP. The Pogues - A Rainy Night In Soho youtu.be/PSyL-TrD_2g?si… via YouTube

This is one of the most passionate art projects this city has seen for a long time. Please share and if you can donate crowdfunder.co.uk/p/leapdancefes…

I'm taking my show on the road! Not My Finest Hour is going on a few dates around the country next year (London date TBA) and I'd bloody love to see you there! Tickets in my bio

He can tank the economy, give more tax breaks to the rich, scrap the much needed high speed rail link for the entirety of the north, but if this cat dies before testifying in the Covid Enquiry, that Roland Rat motherfucker has got to go. apple.news/AHfTReFmzTxyIc…

What the fuck is wrong with you that violence against protesters is the answer?

Good job he doesn’t have to sing too. I heard he’s a little horse

Is this the weirdest eye you’ve ever seen? 😳

Watch until the end for the reveal 😂

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C4 pulled a stroke of genius with Themis when they just show a Louis CK special instead and everyone has self outed.

A lot of belt tightening in our house since the wedding, I’ve got into Autoerotic Asphyxiation.

For a very long time this was my favourite film. Everyone from James Gandolfini to Samuel L. Not a single ounce of fat on this movie.

Good, now do the Customs Union.

In no way intended, I knew I had something on tonight James Allen and I completely forgot sorry

Is it true Freddy Quinne you’ve had thoughts and prayers from the Atheist Society and global messages of support from the Flat Earthers?

Drop something blue from your gallery

Steve Harwell, former lead singer for Smash Mouth has died at 56. We’ll always have this gem that turned out to be a classic. twitter.com/MusicJim2/stat…

I love listening to ⁦Simon Wozniak⁩ complain about his driving demands on ⁦Another One Podcast⁩

In some parts of Europe even the ⁦McDonald's⁩ is posh.

$44Bn for Twitter is a bargain if you can stop pictures of your shite product reaching the masses.