Similar scenes in our clubhouse corridor last night after the comp sec published the start sheet with EIGHT of his friends already down …yes EIGHT 😎😉😎😉

When your over 35 yrs old and get home after 18 holes and one pint in this heat 🍺 🤦‍♂️ 🌞

Enjoy your weekends golf everyone,finally some fantastic weather we can all enjoy

……and remember shorts are never going to be half the price of trousers 😎😉✅

Pro - What’s it like spending an afternoon on the course with new lady captain ?

Put it this way,I know how this fella felt most days now 😌

In my opinion I’m seeing for “non members” of golf clubs this year….

Top 100 courses ALL increased greenfees,pretty much everyone else stayed the same and ALOT even cheaper than 2023 after the covid piss take ?

I’m interested in hearing from the nomadic golfers on this one ?

I’ve found an old photo of a chain/lock the previous club professional had made in 1918 to try and stop the mixed open participents using our “outside tap” to fill their waterbottles 😉😉😉

We asked 100 members to name something the head pro shouldn’t be allowed to do ?

You Said . . . . “Make a living”

Top 3 atleast 🙄👌🙄

Emails to reply to this Monday morning

Margaret’s missing ball scoop 🤦

Peters wobbly wheel rental trolley refund request 🤦‍♂️

Alan died yesterday can you transfer his winnings to my account 🤦‍♂️

Have a great week everyone,we go again 😎 PGA pro life

I’m sorry but there’s absolutely no reason why “every” golf club greens team can’t put out content like this to the members,communication is absolutely paramount and generally helps everyone 👍👍

I bet he’s still looking for a partner for the doubles match play knock outs
😂😂😂

Fair play to you Scott 👍 and maybe this could be of help to

How most members think their head PGA pro spends his spare 2hrs planning on a sat vs the actual 👍👍

📞 Pro we are out here and we’ve played three holes in an hour and half !!! It’s bloody ridiculous

- Dave I thought you in Portugal this week golfing ?

Yes we are but you booked the golf break for us so what you going to do about this slow play !!!!

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

The club questioned why I thought it was necessary to update the clubhouse photos on the website.

I said still having ash trays on the tables in said photos was the first reason

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Trying to walk in to a top 100 course in Surrey and book a tee time 😉🤦‍♂️😉🤦‍♂️

Tiger has to call it a day now 🥲

He can’t end it all like this ❤️

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