Words out that Hunter SPX Thompson ❎ doesn’t do any real work. I’d like to take the time to fully back this claim, LARPer just buys the mag7 and rents the beta. Sad truth about LO inventors I fear.

Pod blew up

Doesn’t seem right that a kid coming into Craig Hallum this summer is probably gonna top this

So the Miami pod monkeys get weather like this everyday and still manage to focus on their work? Yeah ok

Thank you NYPD for sending 4 cops to ticket the mother and child selling knitted hats outside NYU. Always focusing on the most pertinent issues in this city!

New exit opportunity for local news meteorologists

Booking every eye appointment I can in the city and selling them on Resy

Who’s gonna get blown up on a $WDFC valuation short this Q? Tale as old as time

Interesting $MCD not seeing much pain following $LW callout of slower restaurant traffic. Understand lot of it has to do with potato company’s execution but still.

Reading JPM’s cruise line primer on my day off as one does. Gotta be the easiest long quality short garbage sub industry out there.

Anyone done work on $PLOW? Catalyst path certainly long dated but seems too cheap for an inevitable replacement cycle. Heavy snow storms late in the season here might push municipalities to start thinking about upgrades for next winter.

Clients have lost all intellectual honesty over the past 60 days. Conversations going from fundamentals to just flat out saying “yeah but it’s up this month” as a rebuttal to the thesis. Super stimulating stuff guys. Nice work

Maybe if I wasn’t such a POS I would be on an island right now instead of filling out 10-K info

Incredible, really

Guess it was over (real)

PM’s about to get flooded with QSR AI multiple rerate pitches

Tourist here. Is this supposed to be impressive?

RIP to the pod that hit the bid on LYFT for $20 a share